a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

For once, chauncy breaks up a fight outside the pub. Sean says since when do you stop a brawl instead of joining it? Chauncy say since they were blocking the door to the pub.

[MageNathaniel1]

The pastor is following chauncy about town. Chauncy asks him what he is up to. The pastor says well I was at a loss as to what my sermon should be about this week but in watching you, I have enough information on what not to do to cover a month's worth of sermons.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy walks into the pub alone. The barkeep asks him where sean is. He says sean is broke and staying home. The keep says so, you are buying your own pints tonight then eh? Chauncy says unless a kindly barkeep is willing to spot me a few pints. The keep says as I said, you are buying your own pints tonight then.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says to his wife not all romantic gestures have to involve flowers or candy you know. She says true but starting the lawn mower and expecting me to be the one to do the mowing is not a romantic gesture.

[MageNathaniel1]

The barkeep answers the phone and tells chauncy it is his wife. Chauncy said how did she kmow I was here. The keep said easy, you were not home napping so where else would you be.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife said look your jockey is in the lead but he appears to have lost his horse. Does that still count? Chauncy shakes his head.

[MageNathaniel1]

After a particularly intense argument between chauncy and his wife, he sees her get out a suitecase and start packing it. He says now no need for you to pack your things or go to your mum's. She says oh, it is not my things I am packing pointing to his closet.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy gets booted from the pub yet again but for a new reason this time. Seems he learned to throw his voice like a vantriloquist and spent the evening making it sound like the barkeep was saying drinks are on the house to get free drinks.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy sees the pastor and tells him he has a tip on the 3pm race that is iron clad to win. The pastor says I do not think the bishop would approve of me gambling. Chauncy says he's the one who gave me the tip.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy reads and article that says people and pets begin to look and even act alike. His wife says so when was it you got a pet sloth?

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy gets tossed out of the pub just as the constable is approaching. The constable is in no mood to deal with chauncy but cannot leave him on the street either so decides the best course of action is to toss him back into the pub and move on.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy has passed out so many times in the pub, sean and the keep are now taking bets on which way chauncy will fall, face down or face up. One night they did not know who won as he landed on his side.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says I learned two things today, one appliances are not good birthday gifts for one's wife, and two, my wife has started studying judo.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is in jail once again, unfortunately, the usual food supplier for the inmates is out sick but, chauncy's wife cooks and sends food for him. Chauncy says being in jail is punishment enough, I do not need to be poisoned too.

[MageNathaniel1]

It is 15 minutes after the laat race at the track. Chauncy's wife says should we just leave now or do you want to wait for your horse to finish the track which should be sometime around midnight at this rate?