a little laugh :-)

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The doctor is about to give chauncy a shot but he has fainted. The nurse asks is he afraid of needles? The doctor says, no, I think it was the fact that I told him after this shot he cannot drink alcohol for 2 weeks.

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The pastor says to chauncy I see you gambling every day, in fact I would bet you could not go a day without gambling. Chauncy says I will wager $10 on that bet.

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The doctor tells chauncy he knows why he is so lethargic. He tells chauncy he needs more motovation in his life and should consider getting a job. When chauncy sees sean later, sean asks what the doctor said. Chauncy said the doctor said he is a quack and I should find another doctor.

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Chauncy tells his wife that her mum's picture is in the paper. She looks and says that is a picture of a gorilla that escaped from the zoo. He says well the resemblance is uncanny.

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Chauncy's wife tells him her mum just had her picture taken by a professional. Chauncy says we should get a print of the picture, we can put it on the door to scare salemen away.

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Chauncy's wife's mum says somehow all of her plates broke and she is going shopping for new ones. She asks if there is a good place to buy them near by. Chauncy says I just read a sales advert saying the local famer's supply shop is having a special on troughs this week.

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Chauncy's wife comes home, sees him on the couch sleeping and says you sleep all day and are in the pub all night, is there any way you could be more lazy. Chauncy says well, if I could find someone to push me on the couch to the pub that would be great. She says that was not intended to be a challenge.

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Chauncy's wife says I do not like playing monopoly with you. It is too much like our actual life, you always end up owing money and going to jail.

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Chauncy's wife said I gave you $20 to go to the store for bread, milk, and eggs, how could you misunderstand that for go to the pub and buy a few pints? Chauncy replied well they do sound a little alike.

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Chauncy says I feel guilty, my wife works long hard hours to support us both, I really should find her a better job.

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Chauncy is headed out. His wife says. I thought you said you were not going to the pub tonight. He said I am not, I am going to the library. She says then why do you have your pool que? He says oh, I use it to get books off the top shelf.

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Chauncy's wife says I do not think they are feeding the horse you bet on for this race, he just stopped running to eat the grass by the track.

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Chauncy's wife comes home from her intro to aerobics class. Chauncy says how did the synchonized wheezing class go?

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Chauncy enters the pub and sees the barkeep reading the news. He asks what is so interesting. The keep says there is an article here about a bloke who ran up a huge bar tab but never intended to pay it, yet constantly ordered more pints. Chauncy says tell me more about it but first how about getting me a pint on my tab.

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Chauncy tells his wife he is off to the pub, then asks if she wants to join him. She says no, she is watching a movie. He says ok, well, would your money like to come with me then?