a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy and his wife are walking home when they spot a halloween decoration of a witch on a broom. He says to his wife, that image reminds me, when does your mum return from her vacation?

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy and his wife are watching the bride of frankenstein. Chauncy says if they ever want to do a remake of this movie they could use your mum as the bride without even needing makeup.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says to his wife, you know those halloween decorations that look like a witch crashed into something while riding a broom? Was your mum the model for them by chance?

[kemma]

An apple a day keeps anyone away - if thrown hard enough !

[MageNathaniel1]

True kemma, too true lol.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says to his wife, so how much did your sister look like the wolfman before she had her laser hair removal done?

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells his wife he just saw her mum on the telly, he was watching the creature from the black lagoon

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife is baking bread. Chauncy says whatever you do, do not drop it, we cannot afford to fix another hole in the floor.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy and sean come in complaining, it is not fair, how could this happen. Chauncy's wife asks them what is wrong. They both say the pub closed early for inventory.

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean asks chauncy why they have to go all the way to the pub on the other side of town to go to the pub. Chauncy says my wife, her sister, and her mum are all in the pub by the house so the one they are going to is safer.

[MageNathaniel1]

Oops the one we are going to is safer

[MageNathaniel1]

The bank manager tells chauncy a secured loan means the collateral you put up must be worth the amount of the loan or more, your beer bottle collection does not qualify as collateral.

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean and chauncy notice the town has started recognizing local celebrities by putting up plaques in honour of their history in the town where they ate or studied, etc. Chauncy says I am well known in the town I should have a plaque too. Just as they get to the pub they notice a plaque that says chauncy got arrested here more than anyone.

[MageNathaniel1]

The doctor asks chauncy if he ever considered taking up swimming. Chauncy says I go swimming at least once a week. His wife says yes when you fall into the pond after leaving the pub.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy comes into the pub complaining how he has just been banned from the new pub in town. Sean says wait, that pub is not even open yet. The barkeep says that is a new record even for chauncy.