a little laugh :-)

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A salesman is demonstrating the new alexa device to chauncy. The salesman says if you want to hear a particular song just say play and the name of the song, or if you want to find oit some information you can tell it to look up something for you. Chauncy says can it make a sandwich and bring it and a beer to me, if not, not interested.

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The pastor sees chauncy on the street and says I presume you are off to the usual pub? Chauncy says not today. You know that new fancy art museum in town? The pastor says oh, yes. A much better choice than the pub. Chauncy says well right next to it is a new pub which is where I am off to.

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The constable calls chauncy's wife and says I have bad news for you, your husband is in jail. His wife says so what is the bad news, you are about to release him?

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The person asks chauncy what job he would be best at. Chauncy said sofa or bed tester and beer taster. Unfortunately there were no openings for such a job.

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Chauncy's wife calls the local pest control company. The owner tells her we take care of insects, rodents, and other infestations we do not do anything about husbands.

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Chauncy's wife tells him sean and his wife are going away for the weekend and asked them to feed their fish ehile they are gone. Chauncy says no problem, I can do it. His wife said by the way they also said there is no beer in their house. Chauncy says on second thought, you should feed the fish as you are more responsible.

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Chauncy's friend walks into the pub and says boy am I having a bad day I lost all my money on the horses. Which reminds me dont you owe me $20, perhaps you could pay it back. Chauncy says you are right, you are having a bad day and leaves.

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Chauncy is at the employment agency and is asked why he left his last job. He says delivering papers was making him late for school.

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Chauncy is once again trying to get a loan at the bank. He asks the manager what his chances are. The manager saus let me use a chart to demonstrate where we are with your loan. Here is a picture of a snowball it represents your loan. Accross from it is a flame thrower which demonstrates your chances when it is aimed at the snowball.

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The constable sees chauncy drunk and says you know, I have better things to do than to have to drag you to the station every night. Chauncy says well don't let me stop you go ahead and do them.

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The employment agent tells chauncy we have a company looking for skilled workers and unskilled workers. Chauncy says I do not fit into that grouping. The agent says which group, skilled or unskilled. Chauncy says worker.

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Sean is asked how he would describe his friendship with chauncy in one word. Sean said expensive.

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Chauncy's wife reads an article that says the cheetah is the fastest land animal on the planet. She says they never timed chauncy on his way to the pub.

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Chauncy's wife says you are flat broke how can you go to the pub? Chauncy says there is always a way. His wife responds I hope you are not going to beg money from your old friends. Chauncy saus of course not, I already owe all of them money, I have some new friends.

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Chauncy says he is tired of his wife yelling at him to get a job but he has a fix for it. He bought a pair of ear plugs.