a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy limps into the pub, the barkeep asks what happened. Chauncy says he started a new exercise routine and sprained his ankle. The keep says did you trip while jogging or something? Sean says no, he fell over while putting on his sweatpants getting dressed to walk here.

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The pastor tells chauncy I noticed something in your ear during the service. Chauncy says oh, that was just my new hearing aid, I did not want to miss any of your sermon. The pastor says I see well explain why you yelled goal during the middle of it then?

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Chauncy says to sean ever notice how in the movies the terminator keeps coming back? Sean says yes just like you keeping coming back to borrow money

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Chauncy is laying on the ground. The constable sees him. Chauncy says I am a bit unsteady could you give me a lift. The constable says sure crawl into my car. Chauncy does so then finds himself in a cell and says, I meant a lift to my house.

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The agent at the employment office asks chauncy if he applied for any jobs during the week as required. Chauncy says yes, nasa engineer, and college professor. The agent says unless you apply for jobs you actually qualify for you will never get hired anyplace. Chauncy just smiled and left.

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Chauncy is out late and runs into the constable who asks where he is off to. Chauncy says not sure, have you a suggestion? The constable says how about home to your wife. Chauncy saus could we make this multiple choice?

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Chauncy comes home out of breath. His wife asks him what happened. He said he had been running. She says for exercise or to get away from the constables again? He says, let's just call it multitasking.

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Chauncy's wife is looking for him. She checks the couch, he is not napping there. She calls the pub, the pool hall, and the track, no luck. She checks the bed and sees him. She says you are in bed early. He replies, who says I ever got up?

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Chauncy's horse loses at the track. He says I was told that horse was certain to win, that he could walk past the others. His wife says well, he was walking, the problem is the others were galloping.

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Chauncy's wife says so your horse's name was hurricane. He looked more like a light drizzle in that race.

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The bank manager tells chauncy yes, you read the ad correctly, you can open an account here with less than $5 and yes, you can get overdraft protection immediately on the account but, you cannot use an IOU to open the account.

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Chauncy yells upstairs to his wife that her mum is there. She says well just talk to her for a moment, I will be right down. Chauncy goes to the door and saus through the closed door so did you walk here or come by broom?

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Chauncy's wife asks if you bet $2 on a horse ate 17 to 2 odds what do you get if it wins? Chauncy says in my case, a heart attack.

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Chauncy tells the barkeep that his wife is complaining that all he does is lie on his back all day. He then says so tomorrow I am going to prove her wrong by laying on my side.

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Sean tells chauncy technically his horse did not come in last as it never left the gate.