a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy and his wife are walking when a bus passes them. His wife says her mum was on the bus and asks chauncy if he thinks she saw them. Chauncy gets hit on the head by a bottle of mustard thrown from the bus and says I am sure she did.

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Chauncy and his wife sit down to dinner after she had cooked it. He says burned fish and chips with a side of fire extinguisher residue, is this your new specialty?

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Chauncy's wife said why did you insult my mum like that? Chauncy says what insult, I said she looked like a famous singer. His wife said yes, specifically you said alice cooper.

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There is a knock at the door. Chauncy goes to the door then yells to his wife someone left an old bag on the front stoop. His wife says tell my mum I will be right down and stop calling her an old bag.

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The pastor sees Chauncy and tells him that there will be a meeting at the church on the topics of alcohol and fighting. The meeting starts at 7PM chauncy asks what time does the alcohol and fighting start.

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Chauncy's wife suggests he go to the barber as his hair is getting a little long. He says going to the barber is too depressing for him now. She asks why. He says because the barber now spends more time on his nose and ears than his head.

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Chauncy's wife says the trash needs to be put out. He says don't forget to lift with your leds not your back when you put it out.

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The pastor tells chauncy that he wants to talk to him about his gambling. Chauncy says ok, which horse do you like in the 2pm race?

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The bloke at the employment office tells chauncy I heard you were rude and obnoxious at the job interview I sent you on. Chauncy says well that your your fault, you told me to be myself.

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Chauncy is in the pub reading the newspaper and says my horoscope says today is my lucky day, a kind barkeep will give me a free refill. The barkeep says to bad you were not here yesterday then as that is yesterday's paper you are reading.

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Chauncy comes home and says he met an old school chum in town but his friend had changed as he only talks about money. His wife says how much do you owe him.

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Sean arrives late at the pub and asks what he missed. Chauncy says you just missed the world's worst karaoke singer get a standing ovation. Sean says what brought that on? Chauncy says he announced he is taking a vacation and will be gone for a few weeks.

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The barkeep sees chauncy standing outside the pub and goes to him then says why are you out here. Chauncy says I am waiting for sean. The keep says you can come in and have a pint without him you know. Chauncy says that may be but I cannot do so without his money.

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 Chauncy and his wife are watching the telly. The movie of the night is mission impossible. As the title is displayed, chauncy says that reminds me how did it go for your mum and the beauty parlour?

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Someone once asked chauncy to join the local neighbourhood watch. He asked why join that? They said well what would you do if there were a bunch of drunks brawling on your street. Chauncy said I would join them.