a little laugh :-)

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The constable sees chanucy headed to the pub and says I do not want any trouble from you tonight. Chauncy says oh, because it is the holiday season? The constable says not only that but we have too many people in the jail already no room for the likes of you.

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The news caster says there was a horrific sight at the mall that sent shoppers running in all directions. Chauncy aska his wife if her mum had gone shopping late at night again.

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Chauncy and his wife are having friends and family over for Christmas. His wife asks him to check on the drinks she had set out on the table. He says it looks good but what is everyone else going to drink?

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Sean asks chauncy if thid is how he pivtured his adult life when he was a child, in the pub drinking every night. Chauncy said not entirely, I pictured it as a much nicer pub.

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Chauncy tells sean his wife is on a healthy eating kick and made him a vegetarian dinner. Sean says well at least she did not serve you burned meat. Chauncy says true, just burned vegetables.

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Chauncy's wife is looking out thd window and comments that the neighbours are arguing. She says his wife has just thrown out his clothes and golf clubs. Chauncy says let me know if she throws out his new high definition telly.

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Chauncy is at thr employment office. The clerk asks him what type of job he is looking for. Chauncy says beer taster. The clerk says sorry we do not have any openings for beer tasters what other job would you want. Chauncy says whiskey taster.

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Chauncy's new doctor says in examining you and reading your file, it is clear you need to stop drinking and adopt a more healthy lifestyle. Later at the pub sean asks chauncy what the new doctor said. Chauncy says he is a quack and I need to seek another doctor.

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Chauncy's wife reads an advert that mud pack facials are half off at the parlour she goes to. She says her mum had one of them done and looked beautiful. Chauncy says yes, until they removed the mud.

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Chauncy looks out the window and sees it is pouring rain. He says it is not a fit night for anyone to venture out except someone who's mother in law has come for a visit and darts out into the rain to the pub.

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Chauncy's wife said the mall lost power for an hour. Chauncy says I hope your mum did not get stuck on the escalator like last time.

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Chauncy enters the pub. The barkeep says I hope you are not going to stand here by the bar and beg for drinks. Chauncy says of course not, I will do it by the door as they enter so they have more money.

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Chauncy comes home upset and says the clerk and the employment office was rude to him and used a four letter word. His wife says what word was that, work?

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The barkeep tells chauncy he has had enough. Chauncy looks at him at says which one of you said that and what makes you think I have had enough?

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Chauncy's friend jusy returned from holiday and is telling chauncy and his wife about the trip. He says the best part was the whale watching tour. Chauncy says you could stay right here and watch a whale. His friend says how's that? Chauncy says easy just go to the public pool and wait for my mother in law to go swimming.