a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy tells the barkeep his wife got mad at him for having a short attention span. He says is it my fault I got bored holding the ladder while she cleaned the gutter and remembered there was a game on the telly?

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Chauncy and his wife are at the race track. His wife says at least your horse was neck and neck with the winner for a short time, too bad they opened the starting gate.

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The worst karaoke singer sing the song if I had a hammer. Chauncy says if I had a hammer you would be knocked out not singing right now.

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Chauncy buys a bicycle. His wife says what do you need that for all you ever do is go to the pub. Chauncy says a bicycle is good exercise, plus I can get to the pub in half the time.

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Chauncy wakes up from a nap and says I have no money for the track or the pub. Guess the only thing I can do is go for a walk, and it will be to Sean's to see if can lend  me some money.

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Someone says to the barkeep they have never seen anyone drink as much as Chauncy, does he even have a limit? The keep says yes it does, his drinking is limited by how much money Sean has.

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Chauncy enters the pub with a bandage on his finger. The barkeep asks him what happened. He says I was just minding my own business picking up some money when my wife suddenly snapped her purse closed with my hand still inside.

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Chauncy is unable to sleep. Someone suggested he try counting sheep but it did not work. He then tried counting the number of time he had been thrown out of the pub and fell asleep.

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Chauncy's wife says her mum is knitting herself a new sweater. Chauncy says that would explain the truck load of yarn I saw in town.

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Chauncy is asking the bank manager for a loan. The manager says looking at your credit history, we have two options for you. Chauncy says oh? The manager says yes, you can walk out or I have you thrown out.

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Chauncy tries to call the police to report theft but when they ask what was stolen, he said someone drank his pint while he was in the loo. The police hung up on him.

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Chauncy's wife said she is contemplating getting a pet for her mum as a companion animal. Chauncy suggested a cobra.

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The bank manager asks chauncy about what he termed as the plan on his loan application garunteed to pay back the loan. Chauncy says yes, the plan is the name of the horse garunteed to win the 2 pm race. Loan denied.

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Chauncy enters the pub barely able to speak. The keep asks him what's wrong. Chauncy manages to say he got home late but forgot his key. He yelled through the mail slot for his wife to open the door when the flap snapped closed on his tongue.

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Chauncy's wife comes home and asks how does bacon sandwiches soud for dinner. Chauncy says well... his wife says think carefully before you answer as I had a bad day, came home in the rain, am tired and soaked plus I am carrying an umbrella with a sharp point on the tip. Chauncy says well if you put it that way bacon sandwiches sound quite good.