a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy's wife says she found a picture of chauncy with some of his old high school friends. She asks if he ever thought of looking them up. He said no as he still owes all of them money.

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Chauncy is on trial for fighting. His lawyer says chauncy is working on his anger management and impulse control issues. The judge says I find that hard to believe given he is presently fighting with the prosecutor.

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The bloke at the employment agency tells chauncy he has set two records one for being unemployed the longest and the second for the number of failed interviews he has been sent on. He tells chauncy I have lined up another job interview for you for this afternoon. Do try to say something positive about yourself at this interview. During the interview chauncy mentions he holds two records. The interviewer then asks what they are for. Chauncy's records continue to grow.

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Chauncy's wife says look at you sleeping until 10am, napping all afternoon, then spending all night at the pub now what do you call that? Chauncy says a perfect day.

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Sean asks chauncy if they should go back to the new pub or stick with their usual one. Chauncy says let's stick with our usual pub. Sean asks why. Chauncy says last time we went to that new pub you spent so much time sucking in your stomach trying to impress the barmaid that you passed out.

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Chauncy says to sean we are stuck in the same old routine. Everyday we walk the same route to the pub, drink a few pints then leave. Sean says how about next time we take the bus instead of walking to break up the routine.

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Chauncy sees the constable as he is walking to the pub. The constable says I am not up for any troublemaking tonight chauncy. Chauncy says I should think not you being a constable and all.

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Chauncy tells the doctor he can drink and drink but never seems to get full. The doctor says how long has this been a problem for you? Chauncy says what problem, I enjoy it.

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Chauncy's wife comes home complaining about the check out clerk at the store. Chauncy says were you using the self checkout again?

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The barkeep sees chauncy come in and says thank goodness you are here it is dead tonight. Now all I need is for sean to come in to buy your pints and actually make some money.

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Sean says I have gone cashless with my new debit card. Chauncy says wait how do I borrow money from you then?

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The bloke at the employment office tells chauncy we need to modify your resume a little starting with the objective section where you state not to get arrested.

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As the constable is taking chauncy off to jail he says you are stuck in a routine you know that. Chauncy says well how about we take a different route to the jail tonight?

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Chauncy tells sean he had asked his wife to make a sandwich f9r him but she said she was too busy. Sean asks well what was she doing at the time. Chauncy says she was on a ladder painting the ceiling how hard is it to climb down make the sandwich then go back to painting.

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The pastor sees chauncy a bit bruised and hungover. He says I take it you were brawling in the pub again last night. Chauncy says not at all, this happened today.