a little laugh :-)

[Alex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqyCyl9qL_I

[Amber]

Scratch my nuts! -rofl- Such a wonderful interpretation of the pee pee dance.. It's the nut scratch dance!

[Salem]

My 10 Names:
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Robert
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Robizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Blue Shark
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Charles Eiderwood
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Mitro
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Green Beer
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name): Otmebci
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents middle names): Dale Lynn
9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Stevie
10. YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua or -iqa): Robiqua

[Lilac]

http://www.maniacworld.com/dog-having-a-blast-in-the-snow.html

[Lilac]

ok... Im game..

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Angie
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Angizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Black Horse (bleh)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Marie Hilltop
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Diekan
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Purple Dew
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name): Aedelr
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents middle names):   dad doesnt have a middle name
9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black River
10. YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua or -iqa): Angiqua

[flame{NS}]

 that was good...and cute as well.....

[RAGNAR]

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Richard
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ricizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Black Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Scott Maple
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Earri
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Red Dew
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name): Ireoctn
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents middle names): Glen Louis
9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Duffy
10. YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua or -iqa): Riciqa

[Salem]

The classic skit, World of Warcraft style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLO8BwxwE

[Amber]

This is why parents drink:

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very, happy. She owns a t railer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.  Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,

Your Son Paul

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.


If this letter were signed Julian... I would never call him, it would never be safe to come home.  That is, after I somehow got my heart restarted after the heart and panic attacks he just gave me.

[RAGNAR]

ROTFLMTAO!!!

Gramps will teach him many, many things much worse than this Babygirl!!!

And then its woobie's turn. Heh heh heh....

[Alex]

ROFL lol that is great.....

[Salem]

Financial terms have new meaning in the wake of financial crisis.

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo
@ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

[sinnocent]

this link was sent to me in my email from an old friend.. I laughed so hard... enjoy


this is from a man who witnessed an auto accident while he was talking to someone on his cell

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/FunFiles/FunFilesDetails.asp?ArticleID=72

[RAGNAR]

I laughted so hard I started coughing.... couldn't breathe.... OMG!!!

[Amber]

Uhh the link works fine for me, but the little player doesn't have any sound to it for some reason.  Checked all of my volumes, and still nothing.  Hrm.

(Modified, because I'm a retard, my speakers weren't hooked up right after moving my desk to make room for the tree)