Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
A married couple are driving along a road doing
a steady forty miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty
years, but I
want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps
looking at the road ahead but slowly increases the speed to 45
mph.
The husband speaks again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says,
"because I've
been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far
better lover
than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel a
little
tighter and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says.
Insistently. Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there
anything
you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice,
"No, I've
got
everything I need." she says.
"Oh, really?", he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife
turns to him and smiles........."The airbag."
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
