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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1725 on: January 27, 2019, 10:54:14 AM »
Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1726 on: January 29, 2019, 02:54:32 AM »
#BADJOKEALERT

Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buccaneer!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1727 on: January 29, 2019, 05:23:41 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on January 29, 2019, 02:54:32 AM
#BADJOKEALERT

Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buccaneer!

That made Edward Teach cry.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1728 on: January 31, 2019, 01:35:30 AM »
Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1729 on: February 14, 2019, 12:19:13 PM »
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they are lactose (lack toes)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1730 on: February 20, 2019, 05:28:28 AM »
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives (Archives)

(and the pic I got it from on Facebook):
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1731 on: March 05, 2019, 03:38:48 PM »
How to tell the Boss is away...the mice keep playing.... ackkkkkkk
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1732 on: March 08, 2019, 03:56:09 AM »
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she kept running from the ball!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1733 on: March 08, 2019, 05:12:42 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on March 08, 2019, 03:56:09 AM
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she kept running from the ball!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1734 on: March 10, 2019, 04:22:15 PM »
...My BEST piano lesson.... :o

At Conservatory, I added Piano Performance to my Music Major, and was assigned the MEANEST PIANO PROFESSOR to teach me.   :P  His name was D.D., and those were the days when a Teacher could YELL at a student, and not have to worry.   :)  I learned a LOT from him, we would work hard during a lesson, and my technique, and musicianship, really improved.  A few times, after I repeated a phrase several times, he would just pull me off of the bench, sit down, play the passage, while shouting..."THAT IS THE COUNTERPOINT...YOU ARE MISSING ALL OF IT...JUST DON'T PLAY THE NOTES!!!"  I would sit back down, focus, and play again, and he would nod.

Once, I came in, VERY NERVOUS...I hadn't practiced all week...and KNEW that he would notice.   :-[  He started yelling at me, and I restarted the piece several times. My hands started shaking...and I was playing worse...and then...the door to the room opened... :o
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1735 on: March 10, 2019, 04:53:36 PM »
...In walked a vocal performance major, he had a beautiful tenor voice...and he closed the door, and sat on the floor.   :o  D.D. started yelling at him, saying..."CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM GIVING A LESSON!!!"  The guy just said..."I have something to give you."  D.D. got even angrier, and shouted..."YOU INTERRUPTED A LESSON!!!!...YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!   >:(   D.D. then calmed down, and said, pleasantly..."What did you bring me?"  The guy said..."A sandwich..."  D.D. TOTALLY ERUPTED...shouting..."YOU INTERRUPTED A LESSON TO BRING ME A SANDWICH??????"  He then calmed down, and said..."What kind of sandwich?"  The guy started laughing, and said, "A ham sandwich."   :o  D.D. went ballistic again, shouting at the guy...but then took the sandwich...and the guy left the room.

D.D. started eating the sandwich, and I started the sonata again...but I messed it up...my hands were shaking too hard.  D.D. finished the sandwich...we were about 25 minutes into a one hour lesson...and just abruptly told me..."You are not prepared, we will not be able to accomplish anything...leave...go practice...see you next week..." >:(

I left, and went into a practice room...but my hands were shaking too much...and I just burst into hysterical laughter, and then left and went to a friend that I knew had alcohol...and got a little bottle of wine and went back to my dorm.  I just read some science fiction...and started thinking that I should change my major...I was pretty good at the cello and piano...but there was no way that I could make a living just performing...and I wasn't interested in teaching music theory or music history.

I changed my major to business administration...but I still studied cello and piano.   :)  I still learned a lot from D.D., and at times I would walk away from a lesson, feeling very light on my feet.  The best one was when I studied the Brahms...I had practiced very hard...and during the lesson...when I carefully did the transition from a loud and fast passage to the somber and reflective passage...he whispered..."That was beautiful."   ;D

We humans are so capable of doing so much, we just have to get the strength to keep moving forward...even when we get the setbacks...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1736 on: March 12, 2019, 12:23:23 PM »
Q: Do you know why North African big cats can't be trusted?
A: Because they're either cheetahs or they're lion!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1737 on: March 12, 2019, 12:25:07 PM »
Just got an Amazon Fire on Saturday as a late birthdate gift from my sister, and got this joke off there, so if you do not like it, blame Alexa!

Q: What did the horse say to the scarecrow?
A: Haaaay
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1738 on: March 12, 2019, 06:38:33 PM »
Dispatches a hit squad to discuss matters with Alexa.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1739 on: March 14, 2019, 05:40:12 AM »
Q: What is a pirate's favorite exercise?
A: The plank
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