a little laugh :-)

[Jamiila]

BOL

[RAGNAR]

Imagine what he could do with a couple fifths of good whiskey and a Bic pen!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

little Timmy walks in on his parents having sex, he asks his father what they are doing, his father thinking quickly says I am filling your mother's tank, Timmy says she needs a bigger tank then as the UPS giy just filled her this morning

[RAGNAR]

They buried the wife, and the UPS guy the next day. Timmy's Father took him to the gun shop and the range the next day for obviously necessary home security skills.

[MageNathaniel1]

Timmy was in the Sunday church service with his mother. He suddenly felt ill and like he was about to throw up. He told his mother he was about to be sick. She told him to run outside, aound to the side of the building and do so behind the bushes where no one would see.  He darted out of the sanctuary as fast as he could. A few minutes later he came back in looking much better. His mother said did you make it to the bushes? He said I did not have to go that far, there is a box in the foyer marked for the sick.

[RAGNAR]

JDL!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was about to start a new school. his father called his new teacher and warned her that timmy had a gambling problem and to beware. she said no problem, I am sure I have seen worse, I csn handle it.  later that day timmy's father called her to ask how it went. she says I think I broke him of his gambling problem. he says how? she says well today he bet me $5 that I had a mole on my bottom. I showed him my cheeks, no mole so he lost $5 his father said oh great, he bet me $100 that he would see his teacher's bottom by the end of the day.

[RAGNAR]

LMTAO!!!!! Timmy must have Tuchuk and Torvie blood in his veins.

[MageNathaniel1]

a salesman comes to the door. timmy answers. the salesman says can you get your father please? timmy says he is in the shower. the salesman says well can you get your mother please? timmy say she is in the shower with my father. the salesman says will they be long? timmy says well my father told me I was in trouble and could not have dessert or watch tv for a week so I do not think either of them will be out soon. the salesman says what has that yo do with how long they will be? timmy says my favorite show is on tonight so when my father asked for the vaseline, I gave him the superglue

[RAGNAR]

Well done Timmy!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's teach asked the class to come forward and tell a true but interesting story. one tells about a trip taken with their family, another told about winning a baseball game, finally, it was timmy's turn. he comes foreard and puts a dot on the chalkboard. the teacher says what is do exciting about a period? timmy says I dont know but my sister cried saying she missed hers, my mother screamed, my father fainted, and the boy next door left town.

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh heh... and they buried the boy from next door the morning after they located him.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy and his friend are sitting front row on the 50 yard line during the big rivalry football game. his friend said there are great seats where did you get the tickets? timmy says oh, from my brother. his friend says where is your brother that he is not here enjoying the game? timmy says, hes at home looking for his tickets.

[RAGNAR]

I like his way of thinking. He didn't steal them, he will return them after the game!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

when timmy was in preschool, the teacher was seeing if he knew how to count so she asked if he knew what vame after 6 he said 7 she asked what came after 8 he said nine  she said you are doing well, who taught you to count, he said my uncle  she said did your uncle tell you what comes after 10 he said sure, jack  she asked what his uncle does, he said oh he is a gambler