a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

true story  when my son was about 8 we had rented 2 of the upstairs rooms to 2 sisters on day my wife, myseldlf, and ine of the sisters were downstairs talking as we had become good friends with both of them when my son comes down stairs and says we need to go up and check on the other sister as she was in her rolm and he heard her moaning, all three of us, knowing the sister in question knew what she was doing and immadiately said in unison she's fine then started laughing as she was known for using a vibrator whenever she was alone.

[Hartlyn]

On the cutting edge of comedy.

 

[RAGNAR]

true story  when my son was about 8 we had rented 2 of the upstairs rooms to 2 sisters on day my wife, myseldlf, and ine of the sisters were downstairs talking as we had become good friends with both of them when my son comes down stairs and says we need to go up and check on the other sister as she was in her rolm and he heard her moaning, all three of us, knowing the sister in question knew what she was doing and immadiately said in unison she's fine then started laughing as she was known for using a vibrator whenever she was alone.

You can never be too sure about such things. I say it bore much closer investigation to lok into the matter at hand.

 

[MageNathaniel1]

trust me, in her case not something any of us wanted to see lol

[RAGNAR]

SCREAMS!!!!!   

[MageNathaniel1]

which is what we would do if we had seen it

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy asks his father what is beteeen his mothers legs, his father says paradise, timmy says well what is that between your legs, his father said the key to paradise, timmy said dadd you need to change the lock then because the mailman has a duplicate key

[RAGNAR]

HELP WANTED;

Postal Carrier for the US mail.

Civil Service required, additional credit points for Veterans.

Base salary dependent on experience and hours of availability.

Full benefits after 60 days

Full-time only. Part time need not apply.

Must know how not to get caught.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher said I will ask 5 questions the 1st person to answer each question gets to go home early today. she asks who was the 1st president susan raises her hand and says george washington before timmy can even get his hand up the teacher says correct you may go home early susan she asks who was president during the civil war jimmy raises his hand and says abraham lincoln before timmy can even say a word the teacher says correct you may go home timmy makes a paper airplane and throws it at the teacher she says who threw that paper airplane timmy says I did see you later

[RAGNAR]

Not bad Timmy, just do not forget Jefferson Davis.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy had skipped school one day, the teacher decides to stop by his house and speak with his parents a couple days later only timmy and his grandfather are home. the geandfather sees the teacher headed toward the house and tells timmy to hide while he sorts it out with the teacher. timmy says no you should I hide as I told her the reason I missed class was to attend your funeral.

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher asks the class to name things that ind in tor that eat things. one student says alligator  the teacher says very good  another says predator the teacher says excellent  timmy says vibrator  the teacher a little embarassed says umm ok but they do mot ear anything timmy says my sister says hers eats batteries like crazy

[RAGNAR]

"DOH!!!!!"