a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

And he might be able to feel his lips in a week or so.

[MageNathaniel1]

when timmy was little he visited a farm with his mum. one of the horses had an erection. timmy noticed it and asked that it was sticking out under the horse. his mum said oh it is nothing and tried to distract him. when they got home, timmy told his father about the horse and what his mum had said. his father said to your mother it is nothing, I have spoiled that woman.

[Hartlyn]

[RAGNAR]

  Broken pic

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy got his 1st job as a teenager. one day his boss called him into the office and says I just saw you arguing with a customer. that is not allowed here, the customer is always right, got it. timmy said yes, the customer is always right. the boss said so what was it the customer had said. timmy said the customer stated that the manager if this place must be a total idiot  the manager said that jerk and what did you say? well as the customer is always right, I said I agree.

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[Hartlyn]

(Hopes the pic works this time)

[RickBulow74]

#BADJOKEALERT

Q: What do you call a secret agent battery?
A: Double-A 7 (AA7)

[RAGNAR]

(Hopes the pic works this time)

Not if I get to keep that cab!!!!! LOL

[RAGNAR]

#BADJOKEALERT

Q: What do you call a secret agent battery?
A: Double-A 7 (AA7)

*Facepalms* LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

one day mrs smith, a young, new mother, called timmy's mother  timmy answered the phone and told his mother mrs smith was on the phone for her. his mother said, I am a little busy ask her what she wants. timmy asked her, talked to her for a moment as his mother got there, she took the phone and talked, then yelled at timmy saying what did you say to her? tinmy said she called to ask about using a rectal thermometer, all I did was tell her how to use it.

[RAGNAR]

Ever helpful Timmy!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

the older kids were teasing timmy saying he was not very smart as they kept offeeing him the choice between a quarter and a nickel and he always took the nickel. someone took him aside and said why do you let them tease you like that why not take the quarter? timmy said because if I take the quarter they will stop doing it and I have made $10 so far just today from doing this.

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher hears timmy utter a swear word and says wherever did you hear that? timmy says from my father. the teacher says well he should be ashamed of himself for saying it in front of you and you should not use it seeing you do not know what it means. timmy says sure I do, it means the car will not start

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's teacher tells him this report you wrote about your dog looks just like the one your sister turned in last year. timmy says of clurse it does, it is the same dog.