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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2475 on: June 13, 2020, 05:47:31 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2476 on: June 14, 2020, 08:41:04 AM »
timmys teacher is telling the legend of how george washington chopped down his fathers cherry tree but when asked about it he admitted to doing it. the teacher then says and do you know why george was not punished for it? timmy says easy, he was still holding the axe.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2477 on: June 14, 2020, 10:58:37 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2478 on: June 15, 2020, 10:20:43 AM »
timmy's teacher told him I hope I do not catch you looking at another students paper during the test tomorrow. Timmy said I hope you dont catch me doing it too.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2479 on: June 15, 2020, 12:29:31 PM »
At least he is honest about it. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2480 on: June 15, 2020, 04:16:06 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2481 on: June 15, 2020, 05:03:03 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2482 on: June 16, 2020, 07:58:26 AM »
timmy saw a dead animal it was already stiff on its back, legs sticking straight up. he asked his father why it was positioned like that. his father said that is so God can pick it up and carry it off to heaven. the next day when timmys father came home from work, timmy told him we almost lost mom today. his father said what do you mean? timmy said I saw mom laying flat in her back, her legs stuck in the air like that animal, but fortunately uncle heney was there holding her down.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2483 on: June 17, 2020, 04:59:12 AM »
And Uncle Heney's arms and legs are soon to be sticking straight up.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2484 on: June 17, 2020, 08:11:07 AM »
the teacher was discussing what abstract nouns are and said it is something you can think about but not see or touch, to which timmy said, you mean like your breasts?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2485 on: June 17, 2020, 12:45:56 PM »
Heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2486 on: June 18, 2020, 07:37:54 AM »
a homless man comes to the door, timmy answers. the man asks if they have any food he can have. timmy says would yesterdays leftovers be ok? the man says I am hungry and not picky so sure. timmy says will, my mum is making her meatloaf tonight which I hate so come back tomorrow for the leftovers.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2487 on: June 18, 2020, 12:09:19 PM »
DOH!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2488 on: June 18, 2020, 07:30:29 PM »
the teacher notices timmy seems a little down and asks what can be done to brighten his day, timmy says for you to leave until school is over.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2489 on: June 19, 2020, 04:15:27 AM »
No good deed goes unpunished.
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