a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's mother tild him to set the table as they were having company that mr and mrs smith would be joining them. once the smiths arrived they qere all sitting down to eat. timmy's mother says timmy why didn't you put any silverware at mr. smiths spot. timmy said dad always says mr. smith eats like a pig so I didnt't think he needed silverware.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke5

Q: Which Founding Father wore a stethoscope?
A: James Medicine

[RAGNAR]

*Groans*

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher tells timmy's sister to punctuate fun fun fun worry worry worry. his sister says fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke6

Q: What do you call cows flying to Omaha?
A: Steaks on a plane.

[RAGNAR]

 

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoike7

Q: Where did the chicken cross the road?
A: At the cross bock. Bock bock!

[RAGNAR]

*cries*

[MageNathaniel1]

a therapist was talking with 3 women and said he could see all 3 of them had addictions. he said to the 1st one you are addicted to money hence naming your daughter penny. he said to the 2nd one you are addicted to sugar hence calling your daughter sweetie  before he could speak to the 3rd ine she said to her son come on dick we are out of here.

[RAGNAR]

 

[Hartlyn]

This is so me....   

[MageNathaniel1]

a man was telling his friend that his wife wanted to try couples therapy. his friend asked how is it going. the man says not so good she seems more and more angry after every session. the friend said how often are the sessions. the man said I drop her off at the couples therapist every monday on my way to work.

[RAGNAR]

This is so me....   

LOL

[RAGNAR]

a man was telling his friend that his wife wanted to try couples therapy. his friend asked how is it going. the man says not so good she seems more and more angry after every session. the friend said how often are the sessions. the man said I drop her off at the couples therapist every monday on my way to work.

Heh...

[Elisa Windrider]

lol