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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2565 on: July 16, 2020, 11:11:50 AM »
(If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)

My laptop suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You"

Obviously it's a Dell  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2566 on: July 16, 2020, 01:00:12 PM »
no, no, blowing up the rest room is macgyvers trick
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2567 on: July 16, 2020, 05:42:16 PM »
*Blows up the building the restroom is in.*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2568 on: July 17, 2020, 01:25:34 AM »
#BadJoke15

Q: How do you send soda pop to an astronaut?
A: With a bottle rocket
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2569 on: July 17, 2020, 07:46:09 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2570 on: July 17, 2020, 01:03:34 PM »
the phone rang, timmy answered it, it was an obscene phone call, he called his sister to the phone and said its for you and promptly went out side before she got to the phone.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2571 on: July 17, 2020, 02:52:26 PM »
I approve!!!!! Why let a perfectly good pervert go to waste!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2572 on: July 18, 2020, 09:06:45 AM »
timmys father buys a lie detector which gives off a loud beep any time someone in the area lies. timmy comes home late. his father says where were you? timmy says studying at the library beep, timmy says ok, ok I was at a party with my friends. his father says when I was your age, I never had time to stay out late partying like that  beep. timmys mother says well I guess it shows he is your son  beep
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2573 on: July 18, 2020, 01:59:36 PM »
JDL!!!!!   ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2574 on: July 19, 2020, 07:03:52 AM »
when timmy was little he was riding his tricycle and saw a guy in a porche he rode around the porche then asked the guy if he wanted to race the guy said no and took off he looks in the mirror and there is timmy right behing him the guy gets on the freeway but timmy is still right there the guy takes off as fast as he can go but cannot shake timmy finally the guy stops he sees timmy panting out of breath the tricycle tires smoking timmy says thank you for stopping my pant leg got caught on your bumbper
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2575 on: July 19, 2020, 10:13:22 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2576 on: July 19, 2020, 03:55:25 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on July 19, 2020, 07:03:52 AM
when timmy was little he was riding his tricycle and saw a guy in a porche he rode around the porche then asked the guy if he wanted to race the guy said no and took off he looks in the mirror and there is timmy right behing him the guy gets on the freeway but timmy is still right there the guy takes off as fast as he can go but cannot shake timmy finally the guy stops he sees timmy panting out of breath the tricycle tires smoking timmy says thank you for stopping my pant leg got caught on your bumbper

LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2577 on: July 19, 2020, 03:55:54 PM »
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« Reply #2578 on: July 20, 2020, 08:17:30 AM »
a man reading an article says to his friend it says here married people should not keep secrets from one another. have you ever kept a secret from your wife? his friend replies never. the man says not even once? his friend says nooe, not that I haven't tried she always figures out what is going on.

wife to husband have I gained weight since the home restrictions due to covid? husband you were not thin before covid why would you be so now? husband's death pronounced 10 minutes latee, cause of death covid.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2579 on: July 20, 2020, 08:19:14 AM »
Sounds about right.
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