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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2835 on: October 28, 2020, 09:23:48 AM »
withball of the social distancing happening why do I somehow see kids tressing up drones in costumes and sending them door to door instead of going out tick or treating whike inside those handing out candy do so by drone as well. the meeting of the drones is upon us.
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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2836 on: October 28, 2020, 12:03:06 PM »
Star Wars!!!!!

Hey hon, grab my lightsaber, I'm going to need it. And have you seen my spare blaster?

I feel the Force awakening!!!

Or is that just gas from last night's dinner processing?

Either way, the Force is awakening!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2837 on: October 28, 2020, 06:45:52 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2838 on: October 29, 2020, 09:34:16 AM »
an officer shows up at the pup after a bit of a dust up and asks ok then who broke the window? the bloke inside said oh that was chancy, he broke it when he left the pub? the officer says through the window? the barkeep said well it had to be helped out of the pub the window was just in the way.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2839 on: October 29, 2020, 09:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Kemma on October 28, 2020, 06:45:52 PM


LOL In some cases more than others!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2840 on: October 29, 2020, 09:37:20 AM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on October 29, 2020, 09:34:16 AM
an officer shows up at the pup after a bit of a dust up and asks ok then who broke the window? the bloke inside said oh that was chancy, he broke it when he left the pub? the officer says through the window? the barkeep said well it had to be helped out of the pub the window was just in the way.

The express exit.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2841 on: October 30, 2020, 09:37:13 AM »
after the dust up in the pub, chauncy returns and goes back in. on the way in  his friend said you habe to be brae to go back in there after that. chauncy says brave nothing, I left half a pint on the counter and nothing is stopping me from finishing it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2842 on: October 30, 2020, 10:32:24 AM »
My kind a man!!! That is how its done!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2843 on: October 31, 2020, 06:54:04 AM »
with smart watches being able to track the number of steps we take, oxygen level, heart rate, blood pressure, our location, etc. do we really want a device that knows more about us than we do?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2844 on: October 31, 2020, 07:38:01 AM »
Hell no. Not unless it will tell us important stuff, like...

Was that chick I slept with last night drunk free of STD's...
Am I free of STD's...
What that chicks name was...
Did she get my name...
Where did I leave my truck...
You know... important stuff!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2845 on: October 31, 2020, 03:18:48 PM »
#BadJoke54

Q: Why did the ghost cross the groad?
A: Because it was a poultry-geist
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2846 on: October 31, 2020, 03:19:46 PM »
#BadJoke55

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A: A monster truck
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2847 on: October 31, 2020, 03:20:58 PM »
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Q: What do witches get when their shoes are too tight?
A: Candy corns!

(And I did check the DM, Ragnar. Been busy with a couple of things.)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2848 on: October 31, 2020, 03:21:47 PM »
#BadJoke57

Q: How did the zombie get into college?
A: He got all the brains in the family
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2849 on: October 31, 2020, 06:25:27 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on October 31, 2020, 03:21:47 PM
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Q: How did the zombie get into college?
A: He got all the brains in the family

Uuuuh...
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