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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2865 on: November 06, 2020, 06:45:17 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on November 06, 2020, 03:01:20 AM
#BadJoke60

Q: What do bakers and sunbathers have in common?
A: They don't like to burn their buns

Heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2866 on: November 06, 2020, 06:46:19 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on November 06, 2020, 09:05:57 AM
a cop sees a guy stumble put of a bar at 2 am. the guy drops his keys about 4 times on the way to his car and always has trouble picking them up. he nearly falls down several times. he finally reaches his car and seems to be having trouble putting the key into the foor to unlock it. seeing enough, the cop goes over and ztsrts putting the guy through every dui test he can think of. as this is going on, the other pateons are coming out, going to their cars and leaving. the guy aces every test. the cop finally pulls out the portable breathalayzer and has him blow into it, 0.0. the guy is clearly not drunk. the cop aska him what all that stumbling around was about. the guy says I am the designated decoy.

We did stuff like that in my younger years. *EG*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2867 on: November 07, 2020, 08:03:35 AM »
a man and wife were watching who wants to be a millionaire. the man begins making moves on his wife and asks if she wanted to go to the bedroom. she said no. he aska is thst your final answer. she said yes. he said ok then, mind if I phone a friend? he woke up in the er and still cannot see clearly
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2868 on: November 07, 2020, 06:10:28 PM »
His mistake was asking. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2869 on: November 08, 2020, 07:08:05 AM »
a bloke in a pub tells his friends while I was here with you last night a burglar broke into my flat. they ask what did he get? he says a broke jaw, 3 teeth knocked out, and a concussion. they said if you were here how did he get hurt so badly. he replies my wife thought it was me coming home drunk.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2870 on: November 08, 2020, 11:18:03 AM »
Whoa... rein in there Hoss. Prism was here last night. Must have been her sister at his place.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2871 on: November 09, 2020, 09:19:03 AM »
chaincy is complaining to his friend that it is almost time for his mother in law l's annual visit, she comes every holoday season. his friend replied at least is is not like with my cousin shaun, his mother in law only visited them once. chauncy said inky once, how is that a problem? his friend said, she came to visit the day after the wedding and never left.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2872 on: November 09, 2020, 05:13:00 PM »
I could get her to leave, and my calendar seems to be clear for a couple days next month.  ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2873 on: November 10, 2020, 12:52:27 PM »
a bloke walks into a pub with both his eyes blackened. the barkeep asks who gave you thise two black eyes. the bloke replies,  no one gave them to me, I earned them in a fight.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2874 on: November 10, 2020, 05:29:10 PM »
Best way to earn shiners!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2875 on: November 11, 2020, 09:53:02 AM »
as the constable is hauling chauncy off to the clink for drunk and disorderly, chauncy asks how does it make you feel to arrest a pillar of this community?  the constable replies if I ever do arrest one, I will let you know.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2876 on: November 11, 2020, 06:30:35 PM »
Time to take ot the cop for being a not so funny smart-ass.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2877 on: November 12, 2020, 10:27:19 AM »
chauncy said there is one good thing about the covid regulations. his friend said what is that? chauncy replied my mother in law has never looked better npw that she has to wear a mask.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2878 on: November 12, 2020, 01:54:11 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2879 on: November 13, 2020, 07:24:03 AM »
as chauncy was getting dressed for his 1st job in an office, for a few moments he thought he was about to have a stroke or heart attack, he could not breathe, his vision was getting blurry, his chest hurt, until he realized he had tied his tie too tight and his shirt collar was one size too small. first time wearing a tie for any reason.
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