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Offline RickBulow74

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3675 on: November 21, 2021, 01:38:23 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3676 on: November 21, 2021, 04:42:01 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3677 on: November 21, 2021, 05:47:49 PM »
Chauncy said he once thought about getting a job. The bar keep said so what happened. Chauncy said after a couple of pints the thought went away.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3678 on: November 22, 2021, 04:15:13 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3679 on: November 22, 2021, 06:27:09 PM »
It was karaoke nigjt at the pub. The worst singer in town steps up to the mic and says it is my turn to howl. Chauncy yells, you can howl all you want as long as you do not sing or it will be us doing the howling in pain.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3680 on: November 23, 2021, 04:08:52 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3681 on: November 23, 2021, 06:35:57 PM »
Chauncy's wife yells saying look, your horse came in first. Chauncy replied yes, but the jockey came in last because he fell off at the gate so it doesnt count.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3682 on: November 24, 2021, 06:13:55 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3683 on: November 24, 2021, 06:14:47 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3684 on: November 24, 2021, 05:29:33 PM »
Chauncy says he is going to take a nap as he needs his rest for the football game. She says what for, you are watching it on the telly not playing in it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3685 on: November 25, 2021, 03:49:12 AM »
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Q: What happens when [the Greek God] Thor breaks wind?
A: There's thunder from down under!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3686 on: November 25, 2021, 03:50:21 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3687 on: November 25, 2021, 05:16:18 PM »
Chauncy shows up at sean's house right at meal time. Sean's wife says I thought you said chauncy was coming here after dinner. Chauncy says right, with my wife's cooking, dinner is what I am here after.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3688 on: November 26, 2021, 05:03:42 AM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on November 25, 2021, 03:49:12 AM
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Q: What happens when [the Greek God] Thor breaks wind?
A: There's thunder from down under!

Umm...  last time I checked...  Thor was a Norse God.    Freyja and Odin were his parents.   Loki was his brother... and Sif became his wife.  :)


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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3689 on: November 26, 2021, 11:40:16 AM »
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