Here's...the Deal

[Amber]

I've been absent.  Sorry about that.  There...has been a lot going on.  First of all, I'm sure most of you remember that I was having problems with a worthless roommate who did nothing, paid nothing,and irked the hell out of me.  Well...one roommate...has reproduced into 5 roommates who do nothing, pay for nothing, and irk the hell out of me.  When we came back from the wedding in January...we had two full grown adults (both older than Beau and myself) and her two five year old twin boys move in. -scowls- I hate my life.  As if the 30 year old child wasn't bad enough for me and Beau to support..now we have 5 extra people, who don't pay for shit concerning the house.  I hate it I hate it I hate it.   So therefore...instead of worrying about how we're going to get rid of these losers...these losers are getting rid of us.  We're moving. To Illinois.  On April 15th.  It's going to cost an arm and a leg for the smallest uhaul available to tote what little possessions we have to Illinois, but...we can't do this anymore.  We're 23 and 24, we're supporting a household of 7...on our own.  And 3 out of the extra five...are more than five years older than us at this point.  It had to stop.  My online time after the move may be sketchy.  We will be moving in with our best friend, her husband,and their child, but anything has got to be better than the crap I have been putting up with for over 6 months now.  I've...We've....finally had it!

[Thalia]

Well, um... THANK GOD!  ~high fives Mistress Little-Big Sis~

However, as I am assuming that none of them are on the lease, I'd have the local PD in my yard evicting them, if I were you...

[Amantha]

Make sure you don't give the freeloaders your new address or they just might be following you up..

[RAGNAR]

slay them.

[Jay]

I want their skulls.

[LadyMuse]

I'll take the corpses...for teaching purposes of course.



LM

[familure{TD}]

my Mistress.....again...~coughs~....there is a wood chipper or two in ohio...~grins sweetly~
seriously....Yours wishes You a quick and peacfull transition from this hell You have been forced to endure for so long~huggles Ya tight~...am just thrilled You will be so much closer...~bounces~...now perhaps Wwe can get together and terroize...errmmm...visit~

love You sooo much...~snuggle hugs~
Your brat

[Shadow duck]

good luck Mistress chanz is happy you have found a solution that will work even if it is only temp ... umm there is another solution that works too for gettin rid of pests.. *grins an wiggles her eyebrows all evil like*... but that is just chanz's evil twin talkin.. leaves ya hugs

[Amber]

The nearly thirty year old child..is on the lease..the other four (including the twins) aren't on the lease, but I figure..what the hell, I'll be leaving, and they can deal with the house payments, and the bills.  Our names are going to be removed when we leave..from everything.  I don't care if we are screwing them over.  They deserve it.

[Haldir]

two shits in a bucket....fuck it.....they get what they get

[One Eye]

before you leave  hun...    and have your name taken off of everythign.. consider the follwoing...  order  food from dozened of resturants to be delivered after you   are long gone...    get cable  AND  satalite installed for your wonderful room mates.. as a partign gift..  never mind the exspence.. it'll be theres..   oh.. and   perhaps.. dial a number in singapore and just leave the phone off the hook..

 then again  just  duct taping them all (except the children)  to   a rop susponded from the cielign and using their worthless hides as a pinyata for a couple hours.. then  setting the place on fire as you drive away.. that has it's merits as well..

 have had a few useless room mates..  and come up with a few ideas. *angelic smile and goes for more coffee

[Raziel]

I would like the innards.

Raz

[Mysta]

*LOL* remind Me to never piss you off, OE...
good luck hun...i know my bills have significantly lowered recently as well! grocery shopping was only like 250 for the month, plus makeup and anemities, instead of almost 700 bucks a trip...like every 2 weeks....

[Sahara]

dont forget to put cayanne pepper in their underwear drawers....make sure it gets into their chonies really well.  And congrats on Your new start, Sis *sends luv n' hugs*

Love
Sahara

[RAGNAR]

on the way out the door place finely ground/powdered pepper on the tops of any ceiling fan blades there may be...

get a large syringe and squeeze out some of the toothpaste and mix it with some alum and use the syringe to place it back into the tube...

placed some powdered craft paint inside the showerhead...

use your syringe to place some sort of deep heating rub inside a Preparation H tube if it is available...

unwind a metal coat-hanger and reach under their vehicle and slip an end through the universal and twist it secure. when they start that puppy up it will sound like the world is coming to an end as it spins around with the driveshaft and pounds against the vehicle and the ground...

place some mayonnaise in a rubber and allow it to sit at room temperature. it will become clearer. stash it in their bedsheets where the female of the house is bound to discover it. imagine what she will think when she knows it was naught used for her...

remember to send them a beautiful Christmas card in a sealed box with some discarded canned veggies for weight. they may have use for the additional food offered from the goodness of your hearts, with no return address. postage due of course.