i emerge from my hiding place, and sneak over to the Board. i quickly read the message, and write a response...
invigoratingi scurry back to my refuge..
'aye, m'Lord, thi' lass dae prob'ly d'serve a guid arse slapp'n'. *saucy smile* 'but there nae be a Lord tha' can catch thi' lass...i be verra, verra fast'.