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Offline Raziel

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #90 on: October 11, 2009, 06:25:48 PM »
Oh yes...I got the pink slip.  Thanks, I needed the tp.  Im glad you like the office, it was too small for me.  Bad dreams?  *quirks a brow*  But I like bad dreams.  You have my lunchbox by the dumpster?  Why?  There is more food in the dumpster.

Oh, yes, HR...Human Resources...uhm...you work for the Board of Directors...They cant call for my resignation nor firing, see, they happen to be incapacitated, or is that decapitated?  Oh bother.  Due to the current economy, this firm is downsizing and of course with the lack in sizeable worker force, well, human resources arent really needed.  Too much money being applied to HR when, Heaven, you are HR!  Human Resources...so, Im sending you and your staff where it will do much better...with the Humans.  Up there.  

The UnHoly One

ps...There is a new position opened up with the downsizing of Human Resources, it is now MR...Minionette Resources.  All the males ie, normal minions, your services are not longer required, you can go with HR.

pps...I have strawbaby poptarts, cookies, oreos, paddles, rope, and an infinite supply of....bubbles!

ppps...I also have cute baby girl... ;D
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #91 on: October 11, 2009, 07:06:49 PM »
ppps...I also have cute baby girl... ;D

I vote Raz wins

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2009, 07:22:09 PM »
pps...I have strawbaby poptarts, cookies, oreos, paddles, rope, and an infinite supply of....bubbles!

ppps...I also have cute baby girl... ;D

ahh hell...like i ever had a choice. 'cides...i like the heat

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #93 on: October 12, 2009, 05:28:24 AM »
-just smirks- interesting.
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #94 on: October 12, 2009, 09:50:11 AM »
Here is another thought when you have your dog neutered, Wapike.

"There is a solution for pet owners who want the health and behavior benefits of neutering, while also maintaining that "manly" appearance of an intact male pet - Neuticles..

Neuticles are testicular implants made from human-grade materials. They are available in many sizes, from very small, for cats and small dogs to very large, for bulls, horses and other large domestic animals."

hehe....Now I've heard of everything.......
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #95 on: October 12, 2009, 10:35:14 AM »
Here is another thought when you have your dog neutered, Wapike.

"There is a solution for pet owners who want the health and behavior benefits of neutering, while also maintaining that "manly" appearance of an intact male pet - Neuticles..

Neuticles are testicular implants made from human-grade materials. They are available in many sizes, from very small, for cats and small dogs to very large, for bulls, horses and other large domestic animals."

hehe....Now I've heard of everything.......

.. hmm well thats instersting.. i dont think ill do that but its interesting to know none the less.. and yes now I have heard of everything lol
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #96 on: October 12, 2009, 03:40:48 PM »
but do you have homemade pumpkin fudge.. and lots and lots of flavored coffee.. tonights flavor chocolate eclair -sips- dont think so..

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #97 on: October 12, 2009, 05:25:24 PM »
but do you have homemade pumpkin fudge.. and lots and lots of flavored coffee.. tonights flavor chocolate eclair -sips- dont think so..

Woobie... what am I.. confirmed on facebook?

Well, no pumpkin fudge, but...there is brownies, banana bread, pineapple bread, pumpkin bread, homemade ice cream, Sunday home cooking, and yes...access to lots and lots of flavored coffee.  *eases back and relaxes*  so, rethink it.

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #98 on: October 12, 2009, 05:35:44 PM »
you may use the title all you wish..  it does not make you the unholy one.. you are a minion and do no realize it.. and that is ok, we can get you help.  it will be ok.. 

ps.. you cant get rid of me.. im union -smiles sweetly-
 
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #99 on: October 12, 2009, 05:45:25 PM »
See that is where you are delusional.  Union...human term..for those that think they have rights.  You have none.  You are HR...you can apply the union back up top, there, "rights" of workers are actually cared about.  Like I care for the rights of my workers.  All the smiling sweetly, well that is evident right there you are not worthy of the darkside.  There's no smiling sweetly on the darkside, you smile like a human all caring and loving...blah.  You have been weighed, you have been measured (btw, you must be this tall to remain) and you have been found wanting.  Find some stilleto's with skulls preferabbly, some fishnets with rips, get a bit paler...and for satan's sake, get a bit more devious.  All that sweetness...makes me think you have stock in splenda.

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #100 on: October 12, 2009, 06:00:20 PM »
acutally I do take stock in spenda.. and by the way .. the sweet smiles.. toots.. I would smile sweetly while slicing you to bits.. its just how I am.. -shrugs- it is from taking pure enjoyment of my work..  looking sullen all the time.. that doesnt really draw in alot of people now does it.  as far as being this all to remain -looks down at the top of your head-  if I have been found wanting you my freind are an oompa loompa..  I have all the deviousness I need, I can not help it you do not see it.  I do not do stilletos and the only way they would have a skull on them is if they were impaled upon one.  and I couldnt get more pale, if I was I would be translucent..

then there is the old saying.. Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.. 

the real UnHoly one, accept no subsitutions
 
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #101 on: October 12, 2009, 06:13:55 PM »
Awww...how nice...a quote from The Mourning Bride.  That's so humanly of you.  You can wish, you can pray, you can hope, but really, slicing someone to bits?   ::)  Do be a bit more creative?  I have seen your deviousnees...it fell short hiding behind a minionette in the pool and of course the float.  Its ok, you can try your deviousness again, next year.  I am always open to second chances.  I know you dont do stilletos, is why I said find some to come back, because you wouldnt.  See...devious.  Translucent is close to invisible, so none see you coming and none know till its too late that they have been overcome with the darkside as it tends to sneak up on you and before you know it, you cannot escape.  See how I alluded to that?  Again...devious.  I never named myself the UnHoly One, remember, it was given to me, so there can be substitutions to the minds that imagine their worth.

And fury like a woman scorned...well sure...you know why right?  A woman that is rejected, or having a derision of something with indignation.  Means something has hurt her pride...Pride...One of my favorite sins.  And how fitting that you should use such a quote.

Didnt see that one?  Devious.

Thank you...you help make my case easier and easier.

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #102 on: October 12, 2009, 06:23:00 PM »
my favorite sin... Vanity... your doin it right... -rme-

and I wasnt hiding I was tryin to stay warm..
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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #103 on: October 12, 2009, 06:27:46 PM »
*coughs*...uh...thats not a sin....let me help you remember....

Lust
Envy
Pride
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
Wrath

See...is why I am where I am and you...are just HR... ;)

Envy...YOU are doing it right by being so envious of my position.

pwnd

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Re: Where I have been
« Reply #104 on: October 12, 2009, 06:29:09 PM »
what do you think Pride is .....  um..VANITY.. -shakes head- ammature, sit down before you hurt yourself -noob
 
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