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Offline dilshad{property of Tira}

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i'm not saying
« on: September 12, 2008, 02:14:23 PM »
i'm not saying that bitsy is big

.. lots of people have shadows that weigh 40 stone
(kudos to Master Furaan for that one)

..but she has her own zip code..

..  her collar is made by the local bosk harness maker.. had to make one even larger then the largest bosk.. *grins all cheeky like* (thanks chaz)


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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2008, 03:01:19 PM »
glances over and hrms... slipping off quietly
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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 09:51:55 AM »
when she sits around the camp... she REALLY sits AROUND the camp...
when she falls down the slaves in Scagnar say "WTF was that?!?....
it takes a team of 15 kaiila to pull her out of the mud...


I'll post em as I think of em.
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Offline Shylina Marie

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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 04:19:05 PM »
quirks a brow

 our beautiful bitsy does have feelings boys.... careful..... remember... one day it may be you  that is as big as the dragonslair and the only one to comfort you in your times of need would be her.

Just a warning
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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 04:34:30 PM »
yes and thank You Mistress
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..you can not grasp it.
 You can  only touch the  fire and be seared by it,  even destroyed  in it's embrace, but never can you hold it, not for a heartbeat.

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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 05:10:24 PM »
A joke only hurts if you let it... trust me... I am 5'6" and was almost 300lbs at one point, I am down to 180 right now with a goal of 160. So... if these offend anyone I am sorry.. but a joke is a joke. even when I was that big i enjoyed a good fat joke and even made some of myself. in the end the people making the jokes found out that I am a person, I am happy with me, and a sence of humor can make you alot of freinds.. even if they meant to make fun of you to start with.
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Offline snare

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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2008, 05:13:43 PM »
Since I, as a player, used to be big enough to blot out the sun and made jokes about it. I think some ragging out of love is good for the blood.  ;D

This is a convo between me and Furaan's player.


Hunter says:
Read the thread about bitsy btw
Wolfie says:
did you add to it?
Hunter says:
No, I'm afraid to. LOL Cuz, mine are horrid
Hunter says:
Want to hear them?
Wolfie says:
*LOL* add to it... go ahead!
Hunter says:
I'll tell you a couple lol
Wolfie says:
ok.
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so fat if she stepped on an urthen scale it would say, "To be continued." Bitsy is so big that she plays hopscotch like, "Tuchuk.....Ven...Tyros...Tetropli...Earth.."
Wolfie says:
*LOL*.. oh gawd
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that  people jog around her for exercise
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that if she stepped on an urthen scale, it'd say "No livestock please."
Wolfie says:
*coughs and chokes*
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that I had to take three kaiila, and a tarn to get to her GOOD side
Wolfie says:
*dies*
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that they use her belt to measure earths equator
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that if she went to earth, they'd baptize her in SeaWorld
Wolfie says:
the last person to have sex with her is still missing...
Hunter says:
LOL
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that NASA orbits satellites around her
Wolfie says:
oh... thats a good one
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that she has her own area code on earth
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that she has to wake up in sections
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that she didn't ride on Noah's Ark, she WAS Noah's ark
Wolfie says:
the last time she got hit on it was when she was swimming in Thassa...... but a whale...
Hunter says:
LOL
Wolfie says:
her kaijira outfits are made by the local tent maker..
Hunter says:
LOL. The local tent maker went out of business because he used all his frabric on her curla
Hunter says:
Forget teabagging. When you have bitsy in bed, she has you brewed before the toast even pops
Wolfie says:
*LOL* her dance pole has to be a live tree so that it doesn't pull out of the ground.
Wolfie says:
OMG!!! *LOL*
Hunter says:
lol
Hunter says:
-eyeshift- If you post this convo to the thread, I may die of laughter.....and possibly embarrassment if Bitsy is someone's character
Wolfie says:
She is kind of like an NPC someone plays every now and again as a joke.
Hunter says:
Ah. Good. LOL
Hunter says:
Hehe.
Wolfie says:
she lumbered after Furaan once...
Hunter says:
What happened? lol
Wolfie says:
I told made like I was being all charming.. covering her witj compament, told her to close her eyes because I have somethign "big" for her.... then ran like I had a hot stove poker in my ass.
Hunter says:
LOL
Wolfie says:
he he he...
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that when she visited Earth, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, she uses an urthern toilet brush to clean her belly button
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, she puts on lipstick with an urthen paintroller
Wolfie says:
Bitsy is so big that in times of lean you can scrap her back for cheesy and butter...
Hunter says:
LOL
Wolfie says:
damn.. that almost made me sick...
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, she has to use wagon wheels to hold up urthern socks
Hunter says:
What did?
Wolfie says:
my last one
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a bosk.
Hunter says:
Your last one was funny lol
Hunter says:
Bitsy is so big, that if she died, they wouldn't use a casket. They'd need a Ubar's wagon lol
Wolfie says:
*LOL* FUCK! now thats a good one.
Wolfie says:
you need to post these.
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Offline kadi{MTC}

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Re: i'm not saying
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2008, 05:21:43 PM »
wonders if you all have met bitsy yet if not just maybe one night she will pop into camp she is looking for some lucky Master to give her some loving
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